Top 10 Drinks the Douches Have Ruined

12/22/2011

Top 10 Drinks the Douches Have Ruined

Just so you won't think it's always serious here at the Professor's place...

The Top 10 Drinks that Are Decent, but Make You Feel Like a Douche Because of the People Who Drink Them

Courtesy of Derek Brown, owner/bartender of The Passenger in Washington, DC.

10. Tequila Shots

9. Sidecars

8. Tennessee Whiskey

7. Light Beer

6. Margaritas

5. Anything and Tonic

4. Daiquiri

3. Jägermeister

2. Layered Shots

1. Highballs

There are several favorites of mine on here. So, to all you DB's out there: stop spoiling our drinks!

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David J. Montgomery (aka Professor Cocktail) is a writer and critic specializing in books, publishing, spirits, and cocktails. He is an emeritus columnist for the Chicago Sun-Times and The Daily Beast, and has also written for USA Today, the Washington Post, and other fine publications. A former professor of History, he lives in Northern Virginia with his wife and two daughters.

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12/22/2011